10年以上前の高校生の時、雑貨店(ドンキみたいな店)で、

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10年以上前の高校生の時、雑貨店(ドンキみたいな店)で、
もろイスラムな黒装束の女性に「ポーク?チキン?」って連呼されながら
インスタントラーメンを押し付けられた。
んで、とんこつだったので「ポーク」と答えて、
籠の中の商品を一個一個検品してあげた。
そしたらでてくるでてくる豚系食品。ポークエキス入りラーメンとか冷凍豚マンとか。
あまりにその人の日本滞在が不安になってしまったので
カバンからノート取り出して、豚の絵を描いて
NG「PORK=とんこつ・豚骨・トンコツ/とんかつ・トンカツ・豚カツ/ぶた・豚・ブタ/ポークエキス」
など思いつく限りの単語を並べて渡した。すごい喜ばれた。
あっちの言葉でなんどもお礼言われた。

こないだその店で働いてた人と偶然知り合うことになったんだが
イスラム教の人が共同生活しているアパートだかなんかがあって
そこの人たちが、私が書いたノートの切れ端をコピーして全員使ってたんだって。
その人が働いてた5年間ずっと。入れ替わり立ち替わり、顔ぶれは変わるんだが
みんな私が書いた、額に青筋立てて包丁もって威嚇してる
目つきの悪い豚イラスト入りの紙を持ってるんだと。
嬉しかったけどちょっと恥ずかしかった。もろ女子高生の書くお馬鹿絵だったんで。
わかりやすい絵ではあるんだけどね、確かに。

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